As any regular reader here knows – I am not a parent. While I know that typically forces me to recuse myself from any discussion even tangentially related to parenting – “you don’t even have kids” serves as a microphone-dropping debate ender for most discussions between parents and the childless – there are exceptions to the rule, especially when the matter at hand strays far from philosophy and nestles next to science and common sense. Just like you don’t need to be married to correctly estimate that Ike Turner was not a good husband, you don’t need to have procreated yourself to have the ability to point out obvious errors in logic and reasoning among certain parents.
Hark! A sequel has been born! Go look at seven more things you might be doing to annoy the shit out of people….
1) Posting selfies at a rate greater than one per week.
We know what you look like. If we forgot, we can just go back and reference one of the 815 pictures you have posted to your Facebook wall in the past year. We’ve seen you with and without a duck face, with and without your hair did, in front of your bathroom mirror and in front of assorted must-see tourist destinations around the world. Got it.
If you must do it, bring something new to the table. Goofy expression, finger up your nose, tasteful nude; your choice, just mix it up. Continue reading Shit That Needs to Stop : Facebook