So, I hear you’re an anti-vax parent? Yes? Wow, that’s interesting.
From what people tell me, you believe vaccines are useless at best, an express train to autism at worst, and you refuse to expose your children to such dangerous snake oil garbage? So that’s true? Ok.
Well, hey, how ya doin’? Feeling clean, healthy… natural? Great.
Look, I know we’ve had this chat before, and I got a little goofy with it, as I’m wont to do, but I want to ratchet up the seriousness and try this again, alright? I want to approach this from a slightly different angle this time around.