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Shit That Needs to Stop : Facebook II

In case you missed it, we posted the first set of Facebook atrocities earlier this year.  You might want to start there.  Or do these first.  It’s not like there’s a plot to follow.

1) Using a Photo of Your Child as Your Profile Picture

Yeah, so, I didn’t ask to become friends with your 4-year old.  I’m sure he’s a great guy and everything, probably a wonderful conversationalist, but I was actually  more interested in keeping in touch with you.  Kind of like, you know, the reason for being on Facebook to begin with.

“But he’s such a big part of my life!  It represents me!”

Yeah, well, I watch a lot of porn, but you don’t see me using Sasha Grey as my profile picture.

Ideally, we want to see what you look like; you should know that 90% of the reason Facebook exists is to see how hot or ugly our former classmates and ex-girlfriends and boyfriends have become.  Do your part.  If you want to throw your kid in there as an accessory, fine.  Want to have the occasional graphic or logo to celebrate or protest something?  Go nuts.  But we don’t need pictures of someone else. Continue reading Shit That Needs to Stop : Facebook II

French Children and the Secret Language of Cats. And Cameo.

I read in a recent article that French kids are less annoying than kids from the USA.  Ok, they use the terms “better behaved” but I adapted it for you. The claim is that the French parents have a life beyond their kids and don’t treat them like kings and queens that run the household. They teach kids patience by not letting them interrupt conversation.  They also teach their kids to be bored and invent games on their own instead of having to be constantly entertained.  I am not sure you have a lot of exposure to kids while you are there but maybe you have observed their behavior in restaurants.  What are your thoughts?

–       OC in Boca Raton, FL Click for the answer…