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Shit That Needs to Stop : Facebook II

In case you missed it, we posted the first set of Facebook atrocities earlier this year.  You might want to start there.  Or do these first.  It’s not like there’s a plot to follow.

1) Using a Photo of Your Child as Your Profile Picture

Yeah, so, I didn’t ask to become friends with your 4-year old.  I’m sure he’s a great guy and everything, probably a wonderful conversationalist, but I was actually  more interested in keeping in touch with you.  Kind of like, you know, the reason for being on Facebook to begin with.

“But he’s such a big part of my life!  It represents me!”

Yeah, well, I watch a lot of porn, but you don’t see me using Sasha Grey as my profile picture.

Ideally, we want to see what you look like; you should know that 90% of the reason Facebook exists is to see how hot or ugly our former classmates and ex-girlfriends and boyfriends have become.  Do your part.  If you want to throw your kid in there as an accessory, fine.  Want to have the occasional graphic or logo to celebrate or protest something?  Go nuts.  But we don’t need pictures of someone else. Continue reading Shit That Needs to Stop : Facebook II

Shit That Needs to Stop : Facebook

Hark!  A sequel has been born!  Go look at seven more things you might be doing to annoy the shit out of people….

1)  Posting selfies at a rate greater than one per week.

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We know what you look like.  If we forgot, we can just go back and reference one of the 815 pictures you have posted to your Facebook wall in the past year.  We’ve seen you with and without a duck face, with and without your hair did, in front of your bathroom mirror and in front of assorted must-see tourist destinations around the world.  Got it.

If you must do it, bring something new to the table.  Goofy expression, finger up your nose, tasteful nude; your choice, just mix it up.  Continue reading Shit That Needs to Stop : Facebook