Phailure #52

toilet warningThings you can apparently not put in this toilet :

  • Giant maxi-pads the size of a toilet lid
  • Jumbo tampons (or extremely narrow wired PS/2 computer mice)
  • Razor blades large enough to decapitate a giraffe in one pass
  • Comically huge Q-Tips (or magic batons)
  • Formal business letters and/or contracts and the pen and/or pencil used to write them (or cigarettes with a unique smoke pattern)

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