Phailure #45

mcdonalds france

Excerpt from a McDonald’s France Marketing Meeting :

“Zee Americans…Zay all love zee barbecue zauce…but what else do zay like?”
“Zay like zee bread.”
(puffs cigarette) “Like, zee baguette?”
“Non! Ooh la la.  Zay love zee bagels”
(adjusts scarf) “Bagels?   Like…zee Jewish eat?”
“Oui.”
(commits adultery) “Zo…we make zee burger with za bagel!”
“Parfait!!! Viva les McDonald’s!!”
(both go on strike)
 
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