Hark! A sequel has been born! Go look at seven more things you might be doing to annoy the shit out of people….
1) Posting selfies at a rate greater than one per week.
We know what you look like. If we forgot, we can just go back and reference one of the 815 pictures you have posted to your Facebook wall in the past year. We’ve seen you with and without a duck face, with and without your hair did, in front of your bathroom mirror and in front of assorted must-see tourist destinations around the world. Got it.
If you must do it, bring something new to the table. Goofy expression, finger up your nose, tasteful nude; your choice, just mix it up.
2) Invites to shitty Facebook game apps.
I don’t want to visit your farm, and I don’t want to crush candy. I sure as hell don’t want to do whatever it takes to “give you a life” in Candy Crush, although if some form of taking a life in Candy Crush becomes an option, I will probably take the necessary steps to do so.