You have two million dollars to spend on your community. You can either spend it on your local animal shelter or spend it fixing the teeth of poor children. Which do you pick?
(These are your only two choices, and no dividing the money)
– TM in Royal Oak, MI
A couple notes here to set parameters :
1) I’m assuming that my technically in-bounds answer of “Use it to fix the teeth of the kids, only if they sign a legally binding contract to volunteer 100 hours at the animal shelter in return.” is really not the spirit of the question, and
2) When I followed up with the reader and asked “Just how fucked up are their teeth? Is their health in danger?”
She replied, “No… But their teeth are really fucked up”