Why is Jimmy John’s so freaky fast?
– AH in Royal Oak, MI
There are several common misperceptions about how Jimmy John’s can get those delicious sandwiches to you so quickly – most of which are based on hyperactive sandwich makers, a loose interpretation of local speed laws by the delivery drivers, a faulty perception of time elapsed by the distracted orderer, or some combination therein.
The actual answer is at the same time much simpler, and [literally] infinitely more complicated.
Every Jimmy John’s franchise location contains certain things – cash registers, some booths, a soda machine, a sandwich-making bar, and a wormhole.
Yes, a wormhole capable of enabling instantaneous intergalactic travel. Don’t believe me? Look at the minimum investment requirement for opening a JJ store :